While I am a very mediocre dungeon master, I am indeed one very crafty dungeon master! I needed a screen to play, so I began working on a custom made screen that I'm building out of tough cardboard and print. And what is a dungeon master if not an uber powered --- bard? Which is also the role I've been playing for the past 20 years. There's a rule somewhere in the player's handbook that states that I absolutely, above all other roles, I have to be a bard.
(There's also a Beholder because they're my favorite creatures ever and well, I literally _make the rules_).
Every Bardic College has their champion - including yours truly, unfortunately the only champion of none. And yes, that one is also William Shakespeare. He's always canon in D&D for me because when someone bards AS hard as he did, they automatically bard in every universe.
Can't wait to see how the print turns out so I might update the thread with the finished product!